Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Pity us men.........
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your but and find something better.
If you don't act nice to her friends, you hate her friends.
If you do, you are a pathological flirt.
If you do not call every once in a while, it means that you do not care.
If you do that means you are acting possessive.
If you get in a fight with someone who passed a comment on her, you are a hot headed jerk.
If you ignore it, you are a coward.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you go out with your guy friends once in a while she is second priority
If you ask her to come along everywhere, you have no life.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you hold the door open for her you are a Chauvinist.
If you do not, you don't have any manners.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.
If you offer to help in a thing she is having trouble with that is demeaning her.
If you not, you simply do not care for her.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're a fag.
If she asks you out thats her boldness.
If you do then "you men are all the same !"
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you use a facewash you are panzy.
If you do not you have no idea how to take care of yourself.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
And you still think that women need empowerment ?
P.S. - The only thing guys have is that the world is their Urinal !!!